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Perth College

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!
Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”
by usuckmyballs21 May 30, 2023
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The Collector

An adorable space toddler from the Disney show The Owl House.
by Dawnishspawn June 11, 2023
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Shit Collector

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.

Someone who can always spin something good into bad.
I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector
by Chapper27 July 20, 2023
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Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.
A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself
by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023
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Lurgan College

Lurgan College is an underdeveloped college with low standards, the staff are incapable of teaching and unfortunately this lead to failure for many. If you wish to study GCSEs I highly recommend St Ronan's College, a much more welcoming and aspirational school where the staff's main objective is getting the student the grades they need.
Did you pass your GCSE's? "No i attended Lurgan College sadly."
by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023
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hayling college

Girl: what school do you go to
Me: hayling college

Girl: I'm sorry

Me: yep
by Littlelorehunter September 3, 2023
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Dulwich College

Dulwich College is meant to be a fine school, however there are multiple accounts of naughty boys with posh homes who think that they are him. According to reasearch, the most popular search at this school is "does mewing work".
"the Dulwich College posh twats"
by Alleyn Gyat July 12, 2024
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