douche nozzle

Basically a level 10 asshole.

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.

by Fancay November 20, 2015

Douche canoe

Insult to any gender that implies top tier douche bag status.

"If I put a spoiler on my Daewoo you think the chick's would dig it?"..........."No Brad, you already look like a DOUCHE CANOE as it is by owning a daewoo alone."

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Douche fuckle

A person who kisses ass to gain higher employment in the workplace

Trampus is always kissing ass at work therefore he is a douche fuckle.

by Twisted0694 March 5, 2024

Douche

A person that is being useless and unnecessary; comparable to vaginal douching.

"He is such a douche."
"Don't be a douche."

by mejmarie July 1, 2022

Douche-bragery

Like you’re being a douchebag and bragging about what you’ve done.

We should make this a competition! It will be great for some douche bragery.

Or

Listen to this guy! Typical "Douche-bragery"

Me- You can thank Bakedoatbar with help from Faith the most un holy duo.

Bystander...... douche bragers!

by Bakedoatbar April 9, 2019

Douche Bag

Kobe H. Tony L.

One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.

by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018