j brenner

9/10

omg did you see j brenner at the movies the other day? He is a 9/10

by AlloftheLADIES November 9, 2010

[j-bomb]

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.

Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.

by mr-leo October 16, 2008

J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints

Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up

by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017

PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.

Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!

by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024

PB&J Sandwich

When you’re hittin it from behind and you pull out and your first load goes on her pussy, and the rest goes on her butt. Therefore it’s a pussy butt and jizz sandwich

Ayo Satan I just PB&J Sandwiched Eve, you proud?

by McSpankemz February 3, 2022

Drop a J

Derived from the term of "dropping a Jump-Shot", but can also be used for taking a dump.

"Hey, man - I'll catch up with you here in a few. I need to hit the head and drop a J."

by Collin C. Dulaney September 22, 2007