one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

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Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

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two toth weekend

Two Toth brothers in the same city for a weekend.
No city in the world can handle two toth's for one weekend, can't handle the pure devastation buildings would fall, riots on the Streets, mass chaos. Pray this never happens to your city

The toth's are coming down for a weekend, that's is a two Toth weekend. How is that possible

by Scared citizen January 23, 2021

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Two Flickies

To create a fighting game moveset based around references, even when they don't totally make sense.

Etymology: From a moveset rework video for Sonic the Hedgehog in Super Smash Bros., which suggested that his Down Smash, a splits kick, be replaced with Flickies appearing on either side of him.

For his Down Smash, two Flickies will appear by Sonic to launch nearby fighters.

by J. Slade December 23, 2024

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