top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

Golden Top 20

A group of extraordinarily fucked up individuals, a family of rejects

person 1: did you hear that sophie potter didn't get into the golden top 20

person 2: Yea man that was rough but golden top 20 is the elite. can't just get a slot like that

by Verbal randoms March 9, 2020

Top

A male who sticks their dick in

He's a top

by fairymis June 24, 2023

patty top

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.

“Bro, what’s wrong?”

“HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”

by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025

Top Tier Titties

Boobs that are the best of the best. Shape and size are immaculate. The kind you brag to your boys about, tell your son when he gets older, and ask Santa Clause to bring you for Christmas.

Dude 1: What'd you think of Jenna, she have a nice personality? Dude 2: A great personality but I think she might be bi-polar Dude 1: You're not talking bout.. Dude 2: Yep. Top Tier Titties bro, triple threat, TTT's Dude 1: My man! That's boys.

by Seanul April 9, 2022