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Native New Yorker

Someone who nobody opens the door for
No one opens the door for a Native New Yorker.
by TheRealMonaLisa March 16, 2021
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black is the new blue

When urban dictionary changed from blue and white to black and white for some reason...
Me: *goes to www.urbandictionary.com*
Me: Wtf what happened to urban dictionary... black is the new blue
by World of Wordcraft November 13, 2016
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New London County

The diverse, heroin-infested county of southeast Connecticut. Has two Indian Casionos and some of the finest beaches/seafood. Many of the towns are working-class New England towns with Irish/Polish/Italian Catholics and some Blacks/Puerto Ricans. Cities are mainly Latino/Black but have more of an ethic-white presence than down south/out west. Rich towns include East Lyme, Old Lyme, and Mystic which are all on the coast. Cities like New London and Norwich are relatively small for cities, but still diverse. Norwich is more rundown but New London has more gangs. Pawn shops, Packies (Liquor Stores my bad!), gun shops, motels, and rundown gas stations are everywhere.

Heroin/opiates are a huge problem in the area and overdoses are at an all-time-high (end of 2017). The drugs come in to New London/Norwich from NYC/Providence and then get distributed to towns like Montville, Salem and Ledyard. From there they make their way to the rich towns. This is because rich people would rather get their drugs re-distributed from a poor Irish Catholic or Polock compared to a Puerto Rican/Haitian.

There are two Native American reservations that are home to the Pequot and Mohegan tribes respectively. The Mohegans are usually white and the Pequots are usually black. Makes no sense right?! Both groups still get free houses, cars, school, food, and more.

Lots of us have Rhode Island accents.
Blake: Christopher, would you care to go to Mohegan Sun Resort Casino in New London County and get free drinks at the slot machines?

Christopher: I’ve watched enough Shameless to know that poor Irish Catholic criminals and needle-infested streets are not my cup of tea. Neither are Italian politicians or violent, gun-toting Haitians.
by TyreeDavidThomas January 10, 2018
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Upstate New York

Any place in New York that is not Suffolk, Nassau, Queens, Kings, Richmond, New York, Bronx, Rockland, Westchester, Putnam, Dutchess, Ulster, Orange, Sullivan, or Greene Counties.

This is an equal, or far better, section of New York State. It was Upstate that saved the Union, when we kept the City and Long Island from seceding and joining the Confederacy. Upstate bleeds money into NYC, and away from itself. NYC cannot sustain itself, and so relies on Upstate for further support.
Upstater: I'm from Upstate New York
Downstater Elitist: Oh, you must be a hick.
Upstater: Nice assumption, idiot. Apparently you have never been in wine country, or seen the Finger Lakes. You've never been to Rochester or Buffalo. Clearly you think you're better because you take our money and assume you're better because you've never been outside your own little bubble.
Downstater (thinking): Shit, I've been pwned.
by dancerdude December 19, 2009
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new york yankees

A manifestation of everything wrong with sports... and life.
Major League Baseball should have two teams: the New York Yankees, and everyone else.
by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 17, 2004
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new orleans discount

Synonymous with "five-finger discount," meaning free because stolen. Coined because of the rampant looting in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina (2005).
The survivors of Hurricane Katrina were hungry, so they gave themselves the New Orleans discount on food.
by Gabe R. September 26, 2005
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The New Yankee Workshop

The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.
Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.
by radadam March 24, 2008
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