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When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Old

Wow your own Facebook; your so old.
by Cacti7 December 2, 2024
mugGet the Oldmug.
What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
mugGet the Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trailmug.

Old cush

A old Cush is when a 80+ woman overlaps her skin on her stomach and concedes a full penetrated penis
Oh hello mrs jimmel I heard you did a good old Cush while you swinging at grano's crib last night
by Stanmyman4005 June 18, 2016
mugGet the Old cushmug.

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.
When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
by Cocknocks July 13, 2022
mugGet the squirrely old fuckmug.

cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
mugGet the cranky old ladymug.

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