The real state of a relationship is inversly proportional tot the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Becky and Jake look so cute on instagram, but, they totally live according to the karamazov law, they hate eachother.
by TheDankBoisin1080p January 7, 2021
Get the The Karamazov lawmug. Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.
Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).
Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).
Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
by Jeetus Christ November 29, 2023
Get the Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2)mug. short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.
by soybean101 October 15, 2020
Get the short lawmug. My grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the grandniece-in-lawmug. "Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"
by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023
Get the Atwood's Lawmug. Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.
Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.
... Valmaine's Law :)
... Valmaine's Law :)
by TamaT543 December 13, 2012
Get the Valmaine's Lawmug.