Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021

Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine

This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster

by cookiegirl89089 December 2, 2021

Crack

Bout to fuck

Foote bout to crack foote

by kale_965 December 2, 2021

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

crack nugget

A nickname to give to a person you’re highly addicted to. Since crack rocks can be referred to as “nuggets” some people just call them crack nuggets which is an extremely addictive drug, also known as crack cocaine. So calling someone you’re obsessed with “crack nugget” is very fitting, considering you’re addicted to them and act as foolish and erratic around them as someone on cocaine would.

“I love my boyfriend, I can’t get enough of him. He’s like my little crack nugget.”

by crackgurl February 21, 2024

Cracking a rat

When someone unleashes a rancid foul smelling fart and walks away

Mike walked into John's truck while cracking a rat. When John smelled it he threw up and went home sick.

by shikey shabibi February 22, 2024

Crack shot Connor

A person who specialises in sniping, typically sniping people out of aerial vehicles like biplanes or helicopters. This can also apply to an interesting spin on sniping such as drag shots or no scoping.

That snipe was a Crack shot Connor shot

by 3crownedprince February 23, 2024