Bean

Somebody who is abnormally retarded and mentally insufficient in being able to solve simple tasks in daily life.

Kid gets himself out in handball by pulling a Matty Starand missing the serve twice in a row
Handball Players: You Bean!!!

by pattyrogersismydad6969 October 25, 2017

Bean

Another term for ecstasy, MDMA, molly (A euphoric drug that makes your senses highly sensitive.) It’s usually used by intense partygoers. It’s also known as rape-drug.

I couldn’t get any sleep last night. I was rolling of the bean.

Eric came through last night with a bag of beans.

by FYFW October 21, 2017

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

Bean

Something or someone so cute,chubby,weird,small,amazing, and or the best person ever

You are my special bean.
My little bean and big bean.
You're my cuddlebean for life.

by Bad Bitches in the Club May 22, 2017

stanky bean

1.) Pseudo-slang term for a smelly woman's crotch, or a female with a nasty and pungent aroma.

1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stanky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!

by bluewafflestomper May 24, 2017

Bean hammock

A racist term that is suggestive towards people of Latino descent

God, look at those bean hammocks over there. Too bad Trump is sending them back to their taco shacks:

by Bigdaddychease May 31, 2017

wax beans

Wax beans is Something you say when your friend doesn't know what a word means.

Friend1:what does doy mean?
Friend2:wax beans bro.

by Apples to shaples June 6, 2017