May 22nd

International give your friends who are called Hannah presents like its their birthday day

May 22nd is a great day

by This isn't finn April 23, 2025

May 22nd

National hate Ethan day. Make sure to say something mean about Ethan this day.

P1 - "Hey it's May 22nd today!"
P2 - "Aw, Ethan is so stupid"
P3 - "and chopped"

by Blair Oaks Barstool May 21, 2025

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021

May 22nd

everybody you know owns you a squishmallow

I love May 22nd

by 3pinkelephants May 05, 2022

Jake may

Someone who is attracted to men and/or his mother

Jake may likes aiden juan!

by BLMisTerrorist September 10, 2020

may theory

The May theory is a theory where people feel a spiritual connection during the month of May. Its where people realise what theyve been holding onto(spiritually, mentally, physically etc) its when they try and spend time distracting themselves and focusing on other things when really they should be focusing on themself. Everythings so chaotic and busy they dont have time for anything but they start to feel a sense of new strong beginnings. You start to let go of the past as the new season of Summer starts rolling in with the heatwaves, so if a friend feels a bit distant during May, be there for them, the May theory affects many

“Its May 1st!”
“Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
“Search it up on urban dictionary!”

by maddie dalsh May 04, 2023

22nd may

A dang where all rakderrs are born

Oh man that dude is born in 22nd may his dick must be large

by masterofwords6942069 November 21, 2021