Fairmount City
The shear mention of this shithole is enough to make a new born baby cry, if not from its ghastly appearance, then from its ungodly smell. The people who live there fit into to 3 categories. Rednecks, Christians Rednecks, or the atheist who lives across from Church. However it is conveniently located next to Redneck Valley High School. A great place for your kids to learn, ya know, as long as they grew up there. Otherwise youll either be riduculed into suicide or moving to a new state, but not before someone impregnates your daughter in the bathroom by the football field. If at all possible avoid this place. Its fuckin terrible. If you comin through role up the windows and lock the doors And dont you dare stop at the near by burger king, you will get diabetes just from lookimg at half the staff and patrons.
The shear mention of this shithole is enough to make a new born baby cry, if not from its ghastly appearance, then from its ungodly smell. The people who live there fit into to 3 categories. Rednecks, Christians Rednecks, or the atheist who lives across from Church. However it is conveniently located next to Redneck Valley High School. A great place for your kids to learn, ya know, as long as they grew up there. Otherwise youll either be riduculed into suicide or moving to a new state, but not before someone impregnates your daughter in the bathroom by the football field. If at all possible avoid this place. Its fuckin terrible. If you comin through role up the windows and lock the doors And dont you dare stop at the near by burger king, you will get diabetes just from lookimg at half the staff and patrons.
How about a song instead of a sentence. Read to the tune of "Paradise City" By Guns N Roses
Get me out of Fairmount City, where grass is brown and air smells shitty. Oh God i want a new home... yeah yeah.
Get me out of Fairmount City, where grass is brown and air smells shitty. Oh God i want a new home... yeah yeah.
by Balloon Cock February 7, 2015
Get the fairmount citymug. An imaginary city created by Nicki Minaj during her 2024 tour for her album, Pink Friday 2. The idea of Gag City unities fans (the Barbz) because all the residents of Gag city, are confident, loyal, makes other people's jaws drop.
Welcome to Gag city, here we slay, look good, leave people gagged, and don't take any disrespect from anyone.
by Kompilation Kid June 21, 2024
Get the Gag Citymug. That was born in a city and you function better in any city than a small town lower than 100,000 population. know nothing about rural area at all.
"You so much of a city-ass,you ain't seen a pig or cow. Unless they're covered in cheese in ya bacon cheeseburger !"
by CDawg65 April 16, 2016
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by mop... August 2, 2024
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by hamgurber-gaming September 8, 2022
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Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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