If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
Get the Top wafflemug. The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.
by Risky Moth September 7, 2011
Get the Top Baby Syndromemug. Top fuel dragsters are louder than a rock concert or a jet taking off. They’re epic. The engines have to be rebuilt after every run as pumping out 11000 horsepower isn’t an easy task.
by why are russian girls so cute October 14, 2025
Get the Top fuel dragstersmug. When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.
In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
by lilwizardry September 14, 2024
Get the ball up topmug. by Whipstick86 April 20, 2022
Get the Top self freedommug. Typically used in Ireland, more specifically the lower class areas of the Dublin region meant very good, or the best
by Donabate on top August 7, 2022
Get the Topsmug. by EhZStreet March 11, 2022
Get the Top Nutmug.