sucks bagels

It's a synonmyn of sucks balls
Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels
by Texasfreak May 18, 2009
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sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 03, 2013
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Sucking me

It means like in a form of someone hating on you. Instead of saying someone is hating on you, you can say they’re sucking you.
“Keep sucking me.”
“Oh they’re talking shit about you.
It’s fine they’re just sucking me.”
by xxdarlingxx February 04, 2021
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Why you want to know how to do this

Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker

(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.
Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.

Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard
by @$%×%@rich gyall^#^$;$; September 24, 2023
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sucking amazing

Sucking Amazing is what you say in public when its inappropriate to say Fucking Amazing.
Radio Host: I understand that you have backing from 217of your colleagues in the House of Representatives to impeach Trump.
Radio Guest: Yes, it's sucking amazing.
by euphemismo February 20, 2019
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Suck a Fag

To smoke a cigarette. Modern play on the phrase "Smoke a Fag". The term "Suck" refering to the inhalation of cigarette smoke.
by MathwizzzEngineer October 19, 2022
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throb n' suck

Having oral sex while your partner is throbbing.
The two were so horny they started throbbing n' sucking, taking turns.
throb n' suck
by SomeoneReallyFuckingDumb March 11, 2021
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