old man block

When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.

Rob has old man block; he keeps calling Halle “holly”

by Abbysworld April 10, 2021

Old babies

Around 11 to 17 years old (excluding 10 years old or below)

Old babies cannot be invited to my party, Only Young Adults!

by Fascinated21 November 26, 2023

Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.

How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.

by microk December 16, 2010

Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

old dusty

An old fashion hand job with no type of lubricant

Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty

by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020

Old soul

The person sitting at the fire quiet alone in his own world surrounded by family making noise having fun. His eyes have seen a lot.

Them sad green eyes have seen enough to make a boy wiser than the old grandpa with the grey beard. That old soul is just a random stranger.

by U2 Lilo and stitch January 9, 2024

Passing down the old tubular!

A statement characterizing a form of kink, where the speaker has a desire to receive anal sex via a strap on from their romantic partners lover, whilst also performing vaginal sex on their romantic partner, whether via strap on or appendage.

My goodness, he’s passing down the old tubular!

by Cloggeduplikeagarbagechute September 14, 2022