Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The promised deliverer of the Jewish nation prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.a leader or savior of a particular group or cause. Old English Messias : via late Latin and Greek from Hebrew māšīaḥ ‘anointed’.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Old Blue

A nickname for Ford Motor Company, or a reference to a Ford vehicle

Old Blue was the original car company

by Oldblueford August 13, 2018

old st filth

a rather old man with a long grey beard and grey hair
often quite filthy
come from the term for santa claus old st nick

oh my god look its old st filth

by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020

Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving

I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.

by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024

Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014