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Pain-boner

A type of boner that arises due to immense pain (usually gut pain or some internal pain) and is pretty embarassing coupled with explosive diarrhea.
guy: god dammit, i'm vomiting, and now I have a pain-boner. great.
by unused username November 27, 2023
mugGet the Pain-bonermug.

data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown
These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.
by archwolf September 24, 2014
mugGet the data bonermug.

Baguette boner peek

When you wide peek long in a straight line.
Me and the bois peeking long bouta give sum ct's a baguette boner peek
by CallMeSAMURAI March 6, 2021
mugGet the Baguette boner peekmug.

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
by Rockkickass November 5, 2014
mugGet the Boner blockademug.

boner factory

A girl who is responsible for causing boners everywhere she goes.
Chanelle Nasser is such a boner factory.
by Matty0573 June 14, 2024
mugGet the boner factorymug.

worry boner

I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?
by hahaimdumbwhocares April 20, 2023
mugGet the worry bonermug.

Cheek Boner

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.
Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now
by StudBagel March 20, 2017
mugGet the Cheek Bonermug.

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