Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael

Michael is the guy that tries too hard to be different. He thinks he’s so cool with his chains and underground music taste but he’s just using it to fuel his ego because he hates himself so much. He is very difficult to get along with because he is so mentally disturbed that he can’t be bothered having normal conversations anymore. He claims that he’s nice “deep down,” but that’s just him convincing himself that he’s not a sociopath.

“That Michael guy is such a prick”
“Yea but he’s hot though”

by Die hard Deathabat November 23, 2021

Michael

Michael is a fun loving weirdo. He has everything that you will need. He loves his dog and his girlfriend very much and would punch anyone that tried to hurt them. He loves nature, animals and food. Michael is a mystical man that is not of this world.

“Wow did you see Michael today?”

“No did you”?

“Yes omg Michael is so magical”

by Chrissay91210 May 13, 2022

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.

michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.

by thegodking666 September 16, 2017

John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022