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John From Cincinnati

Airing on HBO in the slot previously filled by The Sopranos, John From Cincinnati is a drama series in which the viewer can watch all ten episodes of the first season and still have a limited idea of what is actually happening in the show throughout. The viewer will find that after watching the first episode, subsequent episodes provide little if any satisfaction or insight into what the writers are trying to achieve. Castmembers acting abilities are mediocre at best. Essentially, this show is one large waste of time.
Jim: Yo stan, wanna go to the bar tonight, start the new week off right?
Stan: Nah man, John from Cincinnati's on.
Jim: Wait, you actually watch that shit?
Stan: uhh Yeah.
Jim: Kill yourself.
by deeeznuts August 17, 2007
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John The Baptist

The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.
by John The Baptist February 25, 2005
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Elton John Specials

This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.
Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"

Old man: "What are you talking about?"

Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."

Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
by crowbardog April 25, 2010
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John motherfuckin' Smith

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"
by Trollabear September 11, 2014
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Elton John Marriage

Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.
"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
by KewlKid5 September 14, 2014
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Pull a John Preston

Pull a John Preston is the act of single-handedly fucking up a group of people in the most awesome way imaginable while using a gun/pair of guns/club/pair of clubs/katana/your bare goddamned fists. It doesn't matter what you use because you're such a badass the fight will be over in seconds leaving nothing but a circle of bodies around you.

An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
"Man, I was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. All of a sudden, some guy pulls a John Preston with a pool cue and before I know it there's, like, eight guys KO'd on the floor. It was awesome!"

"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."

"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
by Yeret February 9, 2015
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Long John Commando

Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.

Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '

Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '

Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '

Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '

Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '

Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
by Cyril321Go November 12, 2018
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