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by tomas t December 22, 2020

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

J Stamp

Judging someone.

I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.

by speakout09 December 19, 2008

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

Beating the J

when someone is lying

That yucky ass nigga is beating the J

by Young Quarnale September 27, 2022

J-Dub

A Jehovah's Witness.

The J-Dubs don’t go door to door much these days, instead they mail their pamphlets with a warm letter promising imminent doom any day now.

by Emcee Pejo August 10, 2022

J-Money

Hella cool. Kinda, sorta, best person that ever lived. Aceing math, best friends with all teachers at school. Makes evreyone laugh. Best friends with Paul Rudd. Lives alone in a mansion and with stacks of cash. Friends with evreyone. Has good hair. Forever hype. Yolo. Filmmaker.

AYYYYYYYY! J-MONEY HOW IT IS DAWG

by KINGK0NG69 November 21, 2021