Cum Dumpster 

A total douche bag; a barnacle on the ass of society; will have sex with anything that moves, insuring that he will indeed reproduce and supply the world with miniature cum dumpsters that will live the same glorious life as their father, starting the cycle anew.

Lil' Meat? yeah, he's a total cum dumpster.

Cum Dumpster by BalloonMerchant March 11, 2009

cum slurpy 

A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.

His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "

When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.

cum slurpy by speckled platypus May 24, 2010

Cum Brains 

When a man blows his load into a girls ear and she gets a massive migraine.

After 28 stright hours of oral, I think ill give her cum brains.

Cum Brains by asdfjkl'; June 12, 2005

Cum Stash 

Translates to acne of suspicious origin located around the mouth area.( 56 th orifice)

Humberto's cum stash seems to be getting bigger and bigger.

Cum Stash by Bruno Roy February 20, 2009

Cum sipping sewer whore 

A whore who lives in the swer and sips cum.

My friend is a cum sipping sewer whore but he wont admit it.

Cum sipping sewer whore by psycho girl July 14, 2006

cum bucket 

1. A recipient of seminal fluid, usually in a plentiful manner. syn: slut, ho, troll, strumpet
2. Any female member of kingdom Animalia, phylum Chordata, subphylum Vertebrata, class Mammalia, subclass Eutheria, order Primates, suborder Catarrhini, family Hominidae, genus Homo, species Freire.
3. Any female that consorts with a male member of the species defined in (2) above.

Daaaaaamn, Sergio sure sticks his Johnson into some cum buckets.

cum bucket by The Woz May 24, 2004

cum queef

When a girl squirts cum out of her vagina while making the queef noise, on demand,

Sarah cum queefed on my face after I blew my load in her pussy, and it sounded like a fart.

cum queef by STUBBBBBBBBS March 2, 2011