anal crossing

The action of 2 people putting each end of a long set of anal beads in the ass of one another and pulling creating a crossing bridge.

Jim and I pulled so hard but it was in so deep we just made an anal crossing

by CloudXlimit May 14, 2021

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anal wockee slush

when a man puts his dick in your bum and sturs it until poo flows to the rim of the anal cavity when you do this the man pisses in the bum

that mate jimmy did an anal wockee slush last night with his girlfriend

i wish i could do that

by coolcif April 16, 2021

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Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.

I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.

by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025

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