Shit Happens

When something stupid or annoying happens without your control.

Forrest Gump's famous quote.

Tom: I got fired yesterday. Our company's cutting back.

Jack: That sucks.

Tom: Yeah, shit happens.

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Fan: You just stepped in a huge pile of dog shit!

Forrest Gump: It happens.

Fan: What, shit?

Forrest Gump: Sometimes.

by Teal Tower July 30, 2010

Shit Posting

1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum
3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.

4: Nrom

"A rain of shit posting shall fall on this new section"

by Chunky Milk March 26, 2010

Cool Shit

another way to say I Don't Give A Fuck.
If someone says something irrelevant, you simply reply with
"Cool Shit".

Guy #1: Hey bro, i was with your sister last night.
Guy #2: Cool shit.

Girl: I love you, austin <33
Guy: Cool shit.

by jajanicole March 10, 2012

Shit Patties

Go to McDonald's...

You know what I'm talking about...

by ABE LINCOLN March 29, 2003

shit-up

British prison officer's slang for an inmate seeking attention by smearing his cell with excrement.

Wow did you see that shit-up in Block 9 this morning? I pity the cleaners.

by Gruntyface July 19, 2010

That gay shit

What all of us homosexuals need after a long day of hanging around Straight people

Hey what you doing this afternoon (straight person asks)
Doing that gay shit

(dancing to Lady Gaga with rainbow flags)

by The gay queen May 22, 2018

Shit for Brains

Someone whoose brains have been replaced by human excrement.

Me: Jesse, you have shit for brains!

Jesse: Oh man... speak with love...

by AMR supervisor April 15, 2010