positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.

Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!

by Baby batter July 23, 2016

anal tickle

An anal tickle is commonly used during sex when you want to have a type of disgusting sexual intercourse.

It happens when u hit it from the back then tickle her ass to make her shit on your dick.
An anal tickle cold also happen when you dickleberrys in ass and it hurts to squeeze it out. So you tickle your anal to get it out .

I have dickleberrys again I think I need anal tickle to get them out.

by vjbbjv July 18, 2016

anal bleedage

You do her so hard her anus starts to bleed intensly.

I did her so hard she had anal bleedage.

by LoyalOG June 25, 2016

anal sausage

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

by eszy June 22, 2016

anal distrify

Malfunction in the ass which rectiles water into your shitter pipes

Marcio had the shits for 3 weeks so Marcio now has an anal distrify

by Piss seapage May 16, 2016