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Michael

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.
You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022
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Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman
by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023
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Michaeling Out

Someone falling asleep because they ate too much.
Did he just really eat three slices of pizza?! He’ll be michaeling out soon!
by SaltyBeagle December 25, 2019
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michael crutcher

A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha
Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha
by Hey you girl October 12, 2017
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Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.
Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”
by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023
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Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.
'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020
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michael

Michael. Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect.
michael has the perfect smile
by cumisthebestsnack March 4, 2022
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