by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016
Get the Bird Poolmug. Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
by Homer001 June 3, 2022
Get the The Hamster and the Birdmug. by Jocky210 September 1, 2025
Get the bash the butcher birdmug. James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.
He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK
He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK
by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021
Get the James Birdmug. by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025
Get the bird keeping agemug. I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024
Get the angry birdsmug. This kukoo bird passed me in a construction zone doing 40 over the speed limit to be one car ahead of me.
by Nanticoke Dan September 24, 2020
Get the kukoo birdmug.