Any house but Gryffindor

You’re basically an NPC if you’re not in Gryffindor.
Oh you were sorted into any house but Gryffindor?? You’re definitely not the main character.
by Poonwizard February 06, 2023
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Not very bright and lacking in any common sense whatsoever
Well, bless your pea picking little heart! You are about three walls shy of a full house, ain’t you? That’s what you get for sticking your finger in an electric socket!
by Dcstrutter November 13, 2023
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House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.
"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."
by RTM 1963 November 03, 2024
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Smoke House Door

When you are doing anal and you pull it out the butt lips pucker, shake and then a small amount of smoke is released.
I was bangin that back door and when i pulled it out that smoke was rolling out like a smoke house door
by Ryan America March 29, 2024
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Trap house

Something dumb sheltered Whorea calls your house just because she’s so sheltered by her mommy and daddy that she doesn’t know what having fun is like inside her own house.
Cora: you live in a trap house!!

$:you have no real friends. Your mommy’s giving you a house when you hit 18, and you steal coke from your boyfriend. Lmk when your sheltered ass really steps foot into an actual trap house.
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Trap House

The unofficial Fraternity house of the Iota Upsilon chapter of Alpha Epsilon Pi (the Jewish Fraternity). It is located at the University of Iowa in Iowa City, right across the street from the President's house. The appearance of the house is that of a rundown grayish century home. The parties take place in a space that could be better defined as a Machiavellian dungeon than a basement. It is common to find brothers of the Chapter urinate outside during parties, so as to accommodate the very few attractive girls in attendance who may wish to use the only bathroom. The garage is often kept unlocked, which is very stupid as the Chapter's beer and hard seltzer reserves are typically stored there.

Historically, the Trap House and the Chapter served as the primary point of cocaine distribution in the University throughout the mid to late 20th century. The 'dungeon' was once put to use not only for partying, but also for the pseudo-torture of pledges. The chapter no longer hazes pledges.

The Trap House is not owned by the Fraternity, nor is it even leased by the Chapter. Rather, a select group of 2-5 brothers volunteer to rent the house from Prestige Properties every year. Prestige Properties is a component of the Iowa City based 'Cabal' which holds a monopoly on rented housing (rumors abound that the Cabal once had, or still has, ties with the Capra-Patterson Syndicate; some instead suggest a connection with a Boston outfit named the 'Black Hand').
Whale: "Are they going to have White Claws at the party at Trap House?"
Hot Girl: "Yes. But not for you." *points to weight scale at the door*
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Trap House

Apparently it is used to describe a crack house in a shady neighborhood? I used to think it was a house full of femboys ._.
Person 1: YOO MY GUY *takes out two maid dresses* WE'RE GOING TO THE TRAP HOUSE!

Person 2: What are the maid dresses for?
by KipperTheCricket July 21, 2021
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