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This is an extremly ugly girl whos body looks so saggy it could melt faster than butter
Have you ever seen that girls who u just got to laugh at, you know that gothic girls who walks around starin at you in the corner. Or that white girls who trys to be black cuz she cant get a white dude because she to fat
by h May 13, 2004
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Shake-ol-o-crete:

Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.
Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.
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Fist full o' metal

When someone has a very large, normally strong, fist, or having a very strong punch. Normally when infused with some kind of metal alloy.
Yo man, Tommy has a crazy fist full o' metal.

Tommy's fist full o' metal broke jims jaw.
by ManiacManEK March 26, 2010
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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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by vanillaijeidhei March 15, 2022
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6 o clock shadow

The shadow that results from a man who is naked. The silhouette it presents is one of the man's general figure with his schlong hanging down in the limp position. It's easier to see on guys with massive cocks because it extents further out from their body (source: your mom :) ). It's called a 6 o clock shadow because the penis pointing straight down resembles a clock when the hour hand is at 6.
"I was in the locker room with Jack and his towel fell down and-and I just couldn't resist. I looked down at the floor and he had a 6 o clock shadow."
by Suckmytoes_77 October 11, 2023
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O-M-DOUBLE G

Typical reaction when you feel you've been screwed over by some guys.
"I've been banned from Fiverr? O-M-Double G!"
"O-M-Double G! You weren't fast enough, now I can't achieve that epic Victory Royale!"
by JusticeForVoiceoverPete November 12, 2018
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