may 5th

the day you gotta let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 4, 2022

May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

dit me may

fuck your mom in vietnamese

"dit me may Thai", "dit me may Francis"

by alexandeurtwentyfive July 11, 2023

May 11

The day of a girl sending to a guy

Hey It’s may 11th you have to send

by anonymous May 11, 2022

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

May 13

Bootyfuck Jack._.kennedeeznuts day

I love may 13!
Why?
Because it’s bootyfuck Jack._.kennedeeznuts Day!

by EeveeLux May 8, 2022

mai-lee

my name is mai-lee

amazing

literally the most amazing person ever

get you a mai-lee <3

“i’m feeling really pretty right now!”
“what’s ur name?”
“hannah..?
“ur not pretty lol, my name is literally mai-lee b quiet 😂👎”
“ohh ok”

by ilovemitski01 May 4, 2021