Urban Dictionary

A website children cannot use to find dictionary meanings when they leave theirs at school.

Homework: Find the meaning of “naughty”
Stoopid boi: uses urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: a sexy lady
Stoopid boy:...............
Teacher: BOI WHAT THE FU-

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.

Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."

Friend: "What does that mean?"

Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.

All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).

Friend: "How do you know that?"

Me: "Urban Dictionary."

by youngsallyface February 15, 2021

urban dictionary

noun. a dictionary containing a bunch of slang words, memes, and probably a bunch of nonsense. PROBABLY.

guy 1: hey do you know what urban dictionary is
guy 2: dfjk
guy 3:*vietnam war flashbacks*
guy 4:nnn
guy 5:sus

by quinetn December 6, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place to do something when your bored

I went on the Urban Dictionary instead of doing my homework

by Mizze21 February 24, 2022

Urban dictionary

You’ve found an Easter egg! Congrats! Have some free balloons 🎈!

You get an Easter egg by searching urban dictionary In urban dictionary

by Hehehe_hehehe July 20, 2022

Urban dictionary

The worlds best thing ever. Period

Urban dictionary helped me pass a math exam. 😀

by Hi peps November 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The site you are on right now. Search any word here and there will be plenty of definitions.

P.S. Why in the heck would you search Urban dictionary ON Urban dictionary?

Person: Hey, have you heard of Urban dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah man, it's SWEET, bro!

by Jane Hopper 💖 June 4, 2018