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Boner Gravy

A TERM FOR EJACULENT FOR MALE HUMANS
He just replaced regular gravy with his boner gravy it was disgusting that guy ruined thanksgiving for EVERYBODY
by Fudgedragon2005 June 21, 2018
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Boners

Name for the people who watch the YouTuber Dani
Dani: what's up boners?
by Boopy1233 January 4, 2024
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Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
by Ctoff February 17, 2024
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. โ€œPicnic tickle bonerโ€
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for coverโ€ฆ
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ
omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!
by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022
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Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot
My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again
by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020
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Boner Wrecker

Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.
Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.
by Jean Nate August 5, 2011
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