A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.
by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022

by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017

by Wizardboii August 15, 2021

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis
by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025

Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
by Pooqua January 23, 2023
