Banana spliff

Pooping and smoking a spliff at the same time.

I went to the bathroom and before I could even count to 10 I let out a banana spliff.

by Francois the Unsheathed September 10, 2025

Banana Land

That wild, feel-good zone where stuff goes full-on bananas: everything clicks into this epic flow of crazy-good vibes, turning “that’s insane” into your new happy place of pure, effortless magic.

Dude, when the traffic jam suddenly cleared and I nailed that parking spot right in front, with my playlist hitting all the bangers: total Banana Land.

by CodyyyO September 13, 2025

Banana split

This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.

Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.

by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025

Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

banana

A way to say "goodnight" or "see you tomorrow", as a variant on mañana

"Welp, time for me to get to bed."
"Banana to you!"
"Banana!"

by Bananarama3000 January 17, 2025

banana monkey bingo foot

Tripping mad, skippy balls!

I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!

by Dewders914 January 18, 2025

Eating banana

A humorous slang word for fellatio. Because the banana’s shape looks like a penis

For example ‘he is eating banana right now’ = ‘he is performing oral intercourse right now’

by marcotoa January 19, 2025