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Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
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Old Skin

A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
Doctor: You have very old skin!
Mike: I’m in fourth grade!!!
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
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Old fashioned Jimmy

Where one tries to fit as many dicks inside their mouth, and then tries to fit that many in their ass.
This weekend should be lit, I have a bunch of guys coming over Saturday night to give me an old fashioned Jimmy! I'm gonna for for 10!
by FUwells January 11, 2022
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Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days
My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread
by __Mudkip November 18, 2017
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Old Lo

She is a LSC English teacher. She would be a good teacher if she hadn't tied up her hair and looked older than she is. :)
A: Wow Ms Lo tied up her hair!
B: Now she's Old Lo XD
by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020
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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
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old sandwitch

An old sandwitch is a very funny and non-offensive term used to be rude but funny
Omg my teacher looks like an old sandwitch

Did you see that guy he looks like an old sandwitch
by Idksophia December 29, 2015
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