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J. Mind

When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!
Nick gave the girl a J. Mind, and was tired after.
by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007
mugGet the J. Mindmug.

j brenner

omg did you see j brenner at the movies the other day? He is a 9/10
by AlloftheLADIES November 9, 2010
mugGet the j brennermug.

PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.
Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!
by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024
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J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
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J. F. K.

When you explode on a girls face as she screams trying to get out of the car
Dude I totally gave Veronica a J. F. K. last night.
by Brenno69er August 13, 2020
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Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints
Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up
by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017
mugGet the Splushie Jmug.

[j-bomb]

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.
Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.
by mr-leo October 16, 2008
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