Double Pink Eye

an accute and contagious infection that causes inflamation of the surface of the eye, accute contagious conjunctivitis in both eyes.

"Oh my God! Becky, look at Sarah's Double Pink Eye. It's like one of those guys rubbed a bag of ass all over her pupils or something."

by FlakeyE August 30, 2016

Double Blumpkin 69

When you're getting a blumpkin but the person sucking your dick is upside down so you can 69 but they also poop at the same time... this means their poop is either going to slide down their back and hit the floor, fall forward into your face while you suck and/or lick their genitals OR you'll get a diarrhea fountain all over their back and your face.

I wanted him to double blumpkin 69 me but he said he wouldn't do it unless I had diarrhea for the fountain effect.

by BlumpkinFiend6669 October 15, 2022

Double rotisserie chicken

A fairly common sexual act where you and a friend have two girls scissoring with a doubled ended dildo in their asses to hold them together. You and your friend subsequently lube up your dicks and insert them into either girls mouth, allowing the two of you to spin the two girls around freely, holding them up solely with the strength of your erections.

I heard Conor and Jack spun two girls upwards of 50mph while doing a double rotisserie chicken on them!

by Butch cont November 22, 2020

double-face entendre

dual personality; one being an angel and the other being a devil. Coined by Oliver Tree

She's a double-face entendre

by Ellie73 September 11, 2021

Double-chin sunday

The last day of a week, sunday, when you get ready for next week and dont do anything. You eat so much fatty, unhealthy foods with an inttent to grow a second chin within a day

John: Got any plans for today Jamie?
Jamie: I'm gonna eat Ben and Jerries for breakfast, later order a pizza and watch Netflix all day
John: me too, lets have a double-chin sunday

by JohnnyBigGuns December 2, 2018

Double Puff Dragon

When you're smoking up with one of your friends and watching movies, the moment the last puff of the jay comes by it is taken by one of the two. When the joint is finished, and the person lets out a cloud of smoke, both of you think its done. The last one to smoke proceeds to stare meaningfully at the finished spliff, when all of a sudden that person lets out another billow of smoke through his nose. However, not just one, but TWO billows. THAT is the Double Puff Dragon.
The smoke resembles that of a dragon.

WOAH! You just let out a Double Puff Dragon! AMAZING!

by Mr. Zen & D-Mon November 3, 2011

Double Sam Switch

Switching shifts at work, with a catch. Co-worker works your shift today, and you'll work their shift tomorrow (but with no intentions of doing so, e.g. calling out "sick"), thereby getting you two off days, self-creating a week-end.

"Hey, where's Sam? Didn't she switch shifts with Wayne?'"
"eh, she called out sick."
"uh-huh, the old Double Sam Switch!"

by dumb waiter June 21, 2016