A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.
Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:
“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:
“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
by athena ascending June 9, 2020
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sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend
by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020
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Typically a male with the name Matt who goes to a university in the same state he grew up in. He likes to stay up late at night and count his caloric intake while he power washes his prize possession, his razors cx9 power blade scooter from Walmart.
by Irhugdigtyf July 20, 2020
Get the Scooter mug.When someone is so utterly mentally impaired that words can not describe the complete levels of stupidity they emit, if they were to have an MRI scan on their brain it would most likely show that they are missing over 70-80% of their brain. This word can not be used on people with low levels of common sense or general retards but rather the most idiotic and stupid people that exist on this planet. They are also more than likely extremely irritating.
Friend~"Harry download the game now so you can play with us later"
Harry ~ "NO!! I will play when my dad takes the power cable, controller and hdmi as and I am completely unable to play"
Friend~ "that is essentially the same as a wheelchair bound person with no legs telling us they want to come play football you utter scatterbrain"
Harry ~ "NO!! I will play when my dad takes the power cable, controller and hdmi as and I am completely unable to play"
Friend~ "that is essentially the same as a wheelchair bound person with no legs telling us they want to come play football you utter scatterbrain"
by Nero587 July 30, 2020
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I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter
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