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piss rocket

A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
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piss shit

a saying that old people use, in an exclamatory way, kinda like how you would say fuck after you hit your toe
Well piss shit! Great job, you just broke my thumb!”
by tinyattack_09 September 16, 2023
mugGet the piss shitmug.

piss chris

a person named chris who like pis
ew its a piss chris
by TheReallyRealReel March 28, 2022
mugGet the piss chrismug.

sucking piss

essentially god dammit/doing poorly.

can also be used as a verb.
sucking piss, i’m doing terrible right now.

i’m absolutely sucking piss right now.
by Albert Darwin May 10, 2022
mugGet the sucking pissmug.

Piss and shit challenge

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A challenge for the most ballsy people
Just completed the piss and shit challenge, and it was riveting.
by Pyro 😎 August 18, 2021
mugGet the Piss and shit challengemug.

Piss head

(On Twitter): @realDonaldTrump good night, piss head!
by MewGav March 1, 2019
mugGet the Piss headmug.

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