A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
Get the piss rocketmug. a saying that old people use, in an exclamatory way, kinda like how you would say fuck after you hit your toe
by tinyattack_09 September 16, 2023
Get the piss shitmug. by TheReallyRealReel March 28, 2022
Get the piss chrismug. by Albert Darwin May 10, 2022
Get the sucking pissmug. by Pyro 😎 August 18, 2021
Get the Piss and shit challengemug. by MewGav March 1, 2019
Get the Piss headmug. 