Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.

Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants

by Delete this account now September 2, 2024

No Pants Tuesday

Every Tuesday of November 26th people can't wear pants

No pants Tuesday

by Unkn0wn26 November 25, 2024

liar pants

: someone who needs reassurance

: someone who enjoys cheese

: someone who plays chess

Yeah, I broke up Denis he’s a liar pants.

by 343connor January 6, 2025

Sticky pants

Liquid diarrhea that's sticky and runny.

I have sticky pants.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

solo pantsdown

Having a party in your own pants

Hey, had an amazingly fabulous solo pantsdown last night, I blew my own mind LoL

by Nadine Seuss January 27, 2025

Pillow Pants

A pussy internet troll. Someone who creates a fake account on social media to troll with. They post things they wouldn't dare say in real life feeling safe in their anonymity. A pillow pants could also use their real name but simply never use an actual picture in fear of real life consequences of their trolling.

Don't get bent out of shape over that pillow pants, he's just a pussy troll.

by Bleearg February 22, 2026