Tom the Soccer Mom

a guy who likes minivans whos named Tom and who is a good friend that acts like a mom

Hey Hows tom the soccer mom

by allomonami January 12, 2022

ur mom is lesbian

iz true

joe:hey jon
jon:ur mom is lesbian
joe: :/

by aidanzvids October 27, 2021

ur mom is men

ur mom is men use when gohan spam ur mom}
opa's quote

gohan: ur mom
saldy: ur mom is men

by Sadly_f August 3, 2021

mom bird

stylish, phropple way of saying "mom"

****phone rings**** "Hey, it's mom bird"

by Fallabean 'N frends April 6, 2008

Team Mom

A girl, usually known as the school whore, that’s “friends” (actually tries to bang) with the whole team. She thinks she’s cool and tries way too hard to fit in with all the athletes, but only has a friendship (that won’t last) with one other wannabe whore. Probably the fakest and sluttiest girl you know and will have a high possibility of being fat.

Patrick: Maddie got pregnant with a benchwarmer.

Matt: Maybe the dad is a starter, you’ll never know with a Team Mom.

by Player5678 November 24, 2018

Your Mom!

why?

You: Your Mom!
Me: Dude, really??

by kittlyabz January 2, 2012

your mom

Applied to the concept that a mother and her care pretty much defines a person, by making a feeble insult attempting to slander the mother and therefore indirectly slander the person one is talking to.

Guy 1: This movie sucks
Guy 2: Your mom sucks

by Tulip March 3, 2005