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by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 11, 2025
Get the Katiuska 'Middle~Name' Robles: The Habitational; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug. by its me your boi Xxshitonthefor July 15, 2024
Get the Rosman middle/highschoolmug. Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. a school in Omaha Nebraska full of idiots, homophobes, and shitty teachers. theres another one in bellevue but nobody really cares about it.
Student 1: what middle school do you want to go to?
Student 2: Lewis and Clark middle school! :D
Student 1: ew
Student 2: Lewis and Clark middle school! :D
Student 1: ew
by ohgoddontaskwhojoeis October 8, 2019
Get the lewis and clark middle schoolmug. Two shots- one of tequila followed by one of coffee liquor (kahlua or similar). Like a 90’s sitcom hair part down the middle, two opposing shots come together in perfect harmony.
by Douche Nuke May 6, 2023
Get the Middle part slammug. “Hell but fun I guess, cause of friends”
“It’s a pink school with a lot of blue it’s always hot and there are a lot of stairs, and it’s old”
“idk it’s an A school which means it’s a good school”
“Strict?”
“It’s a pink school with a lot of blue it’s always hot and there are a lot of stairs, and it’s old”
“idk it’s an A school which means it’s a good school”
“Strict?”
by Pinapeel June 1, 2021
Get the Mansfeld Middle Schoolmug. 