Michael aderman

-God. Not a. THE.

There's only ONE Michael Aderman.

-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.

-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.

- Daddy

-"It is what it is" personified.

- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.

- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.

You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.

What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.

Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!

by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023

Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

by I_hate_bananas March 31, 2023

michael

a wise person .He doesn't like to share his problems but is a very good friend to have .he's quite moody at times and he's also a ladies man.he's quite romantic and easy to fall in love with too.

I have a friend who's quite a michael.

by selzydjebz June 8, 2024

MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE

Something every Be More Chill fan says when they enter a room.

*Enters a room* "MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE" *Holds up a bottle of Mt. Dew red

by AnxiousHerb June 10, 2024

Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person

“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”

by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024

Michael

Makes you want to cry when you see him. Ginger

My got that reminds me of Michael

by Amiz July 6, 2024

Michael Hall

Michael Hall is the most amazing guy in this world. If you ever have the chance to be loved by a Michael you are truly the luckiest. He is sweet and loving and will give you everything. He has the prettiest eyes that you could get lost in and the most beautiful smile ever. He is really handsome and has extremely good features along with a great sense of humor and a really good music taste. The moment you meet him you'll instantly love everything about him and I really can't believe he's real I was really lucky to have met him and been in his life. He deserves the world and much much more.

P1: Yoo is that Michael Hall? Hes so cute I love him
P2: Yessirr thats Michael Hall, I love him too

by fatima<333 July 8, 2024