wigs on the green 

Wigs on the green refers to a fight, brawl or fracas, or to a difference of opinion that could lead to fisticuffs. It often appears as “there’ll be wigs on the green”, as a warning (or a prediction) that an altercation is likely to occur.

It is originally Irish, dating from the eighteenth century, when men usually wore wigs. If a fight started, the first thing that happened was that the wigs of those involved would be knocked off and would roll incongruously about on the grass, to the amusement of bystanders and the embarrassment of participants.

It has fallen out of use in modern times but continues to be used by intellectuals especially in Ireland.

Will there be wigs on the green at the meeting tonight do you think?

wigs on the green by netwhizkid January 25, 2008

Jungle Green 

One of five basic turd colors. A lively colored turd that varies greatly in consistency depending on what has been eaten recently. It tends to be almost volcanic when having eaten an excess of salad greens at the all you can eat salad bar. It is found in its more docile state after having consumed large quantities pea soup or guacamole.

I just took myself one healthy Jungle Green.

The Jungle Green floated in the toilet like a lilly pad.

He spray painted the back of the bowl with Jungle Green.

Jungle Green by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

anthony green

Anthony green former lead singer of Saosin and is currently in the band Circa Survive.
Great song writer and REALLY great singer whose voice can from screams to high notes in a FLASH! His voice can move a crowd.

Also, famous for his performances, because he dances on stage and moves his body freely.

Wow i saw anthony green and his dancing and voice gave me an orgasm.

anthony green by Victor November 18, 2004

Hank Green 

Hank is a tiny yellow songbird said to represent the soul of France.

He is also comprised completely out of awesome.

Hank Green and John Green are, in fact, not the same person.

Hank Green by valerie2776 July 5, 2008

Draymond Green 

A sex move in which one partner violently kicks or punches the other in their genitals, then pretends it was an accident. Named after the NBA player Draymond Green due to his tendency to strike opposing players in their genitals and pretend that it was an accident.

"Yesterday I caught Ben looking at another girl's boobs so I gave him a Draymond Green when we were having sex last night. He totally deserved it."

Draymond Green by Mr Cnowledge June 25, 2016

cathedral of green

'Cathedral of green' is an expression that refers to some of the classic baseball stadiums such as Fenway Park in Boston, Yankee Stadium in New York, or Wrigley Field in Chicago. Often used ironically.

Yes, the Yankees will appear in Yankee Stadium, that fabled cathedral of green in the Bronx tonight.

cathedral of green by Cranberry Bob April 26, 2021

Red Green 

The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse.

Good by Red Green and thanks for all the wisdom dressed up as comedy .

Red Green by benthrer March 20, 2008