Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

Mention Eating Food & Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Mention Eating Food & Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Mention Eating Food & Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Pride Eating

When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits

Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY

by ButtMaster77 May 02, 2015

ur species eat feces

Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.

Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces

* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*

by Meime lurd March 17, 2018

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 March 27, 2018

You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 29, 2019

Mute Eating

Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.

Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.

by BlueNipple November 10, 2013