Urban Dictionary

If you are new to Urban Dictionary, we welcome you we want you to feel like you belong, don't use the other website called Merriam Webster or whatever they call it, those guys don't know anything its too confusing to understand their definitions anyway.

The text in italic font are called examples, they are here if you don't understand the meaning
for example:

man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Urban dictionary

Terrible fucking site. It gets shittier every single day.

The people who work for urban dictionary are wearing piss stained shirts.

by AwfulSiteTheAbsoluteWorst December 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary

This website. If you did not know that, then learn to read. PLEASE.

I am typing in the urban dictionary.

by Lavender Rainbow Sorbet January 24, 2023

Urban Dictionary

Hilarious memes and jokes for those in need of them

I like posting on the Urban Dictionary
Btw i'm datonegurl and please check out my definition of GNOC

by datonegurl December 9, 2018

Urban dictionary

Since your searching this up you must be really dumb, really bored, or who even knows well this website is a waste of time just use google why else is google a thing? You should be using that instead google knows everything actually thats a lie

Im gonna go use the urban dictionary

Some other person- thats dumb google is way better
Nah just smarter, because people Make the definitions here they could be 10 year olds you never know

by jassssssssica May 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A site where everything is either horny, vulgar or doesn't make sense

Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it's a sex toy apparently.
Person 2: Be right back, I have to go to the store.

by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021

My rage for Urban Dictionary

I wrote something 5010 characters long but the max is 1500 so now I'm angry

Me: grrrrr my rage for urban dictionary is great

Friend: dude chill out

by Sovietunionfurry July 3, 2025