Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024

Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.

Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.

by Mario Felix April 28, 2011

Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019

Chocolate stare

When a non-chocolate person stares at a chocolate person in wonderment/lust/sexual curiosity.

Girl 1: I always catch him staring at me. I'm like "why are you looking at me all the time?!"

Girl 2: "Oh he's giving you the chocolate stare. He's curious."

by StrawberryPopsicleFairy July 10, 2017

Chocolate Grill

When someone shits on your teeth.

I just ate the worst combination of chile and jalapeños.. lemme give you a chocolate grill!

by bruhmoment517394 December 29, 2019

chocolate

something gross.

1:"Wow this chocolate is so good!"
2:"Chocolate is gross!"

by frog_times December 25, 2021

Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022