Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. โPicnic tickle bonerโ
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for coverโฆ
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.
Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.
boner solstice
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.
boner solstice
by SapDMan January 30, 2017

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to ๐๐ป๐๐๐ป๐๐๐ป๐๐๐ป๐๐๐ป๐๐๐ป๐
by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.
I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011
