My bird

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend

Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird

by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

Pelican

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.

by Ereck Flowers March 30, 2015

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 16, 2021

bird in the hallway

When someone from the hood has their smoke alarm beeping and won't change the batteries.

"Damn, the bird in the hallway is getting real annoying!"

by Definitely not a frog December 15, 2023

Firth's Bird

A woman of much larger proportions that still needs a whole lot of loving.

She was a real Firth's Bird and just wanted to find a boyfriend

by Kliverubin February 22, 2021

Charleston Dirty Bird

The act of sticking one's middle finger up another's asshole

Cameron got a Charleston Dirty Bird and now he can't sit for a week

by Tits Gonzalez September 29, 2021

Nighttime Birds

Majestic screeching birds that target their victims at night. Can be summoned by screaming “can you hear the nighttime birds?”

Can you hear the nighttime birds?
*screeching sounds*

by Regina Jolene April 14, 2022