Punching Bag

PUN-ching Bag (v) - The act of lifting the penis and inflicting pugilistic damage to the testicle area.

Alex barely recovered after Paige made a punching bag out of him.

by mr & jb September 7, 2006

Jew Bag

a bag similar to a potatoe bag that hitler used to carry jews around.

get me my fuckin jew bag. there are some jews at the mall!

by jim jackson May 28, 2008

punching bag

noun. When engaging in sexual activity with a particularly flexible girl (gymnast, ballerina, etc.), lift the girl's hips and push them directly over her face, so that her knees are alongside both sides of her head. By then penetrating her vaginally from the other side, there will be unavoidable scrotal slappage to the face. In this way, the testicles are like small fists punching a punching bag, and her face is like said punching bag. When performed at a rapid tempo, can be referred to as the speed bag. Note, this move becomes much easier to pull off when the female has great flexibility or the male has really droopy balls.

After finding out that the girl sitting next to him at the bar was a yoga instructor, Franklin's first thought was that he would take her home and have a shot at the punching bag.

OR

As Bonnie was being slapped repeatedly in the face by Herman's testicles, she protested, "Hey! Easy there! What do I look like? A punching bag?!" Herman responded, "Bingo."

by Steve^O March 18, 2008

glad bags

Slang for breast implants.

I knew her tits weren't real, but I had fun playing with her glad bags anyway.

by trance_at_yahoo November 20, 2009

sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

by Goose May 25, 2003

bag of suck

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that really sucks.

I hate Freddy. He is such a bag of suck.

You know that new bar? I hated it! It was such a bag of suck!

That new video game "Vagina Wars 2" is a fucking bag of suck.

by TexasColeSlawMassacre September 21, 2006

trash bagging

three guys one ruber

Lets go green and save rubber, trash bagging tonight!

by yo yo yo 69 May 2, 2008