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Douche Bag

Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.

Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
"You're a douche bag!"
by CyanideOverload November 11, 2019
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Douche

1. A juicy scented liquid women use to clean their panamas after sex, after menstruation or in the shower to clean it up and/or remove an odor.

2. The word is of French origin, it means 'shower'.
3. In Quebecois French (French dialect spoken in Canada), it's a slang word for a sexy well-oiled muscle-bound sex machine of a man.

3. An arrogant boorish obnoxious asshole who thinks they can get anything they want. Ignorant, pushy and screachy to others. A sociopath. The term is usually applied to males but can also be applied to females too sometimes. Also 'DOUCHEBAG'.
4. Donald Trump.
1. At the end of the day, Aimee had PMS and she felt agitated. So in the shower that evening she pumped some douche to get that stink outta her. She felt better afterward.
2. The French whore showered, using a douche bottle before hitting the streets.

3. After winning a video game gambling ticket in a Quebec City hotel, I had to go to the bar to redeem it. I did so and had a drink. me and the bartender were watching CBC and there was Douchebag TraitorTrump blubbering his juvenile obnoxious shit, being an asshole. In our conversation, we learned the French Canadian and USA definitions of 'douche'. It was a humorous talk for both of us.
4. Donnie Douche has the appellation 'il Douche', a derivative of Benito Mussolini's title 'Il Duce' (the leader). Very fitting because Diaper Don is a bonafide FASCIST pig with a violent terroristic hateful personality cult and he talks, acts, thinks like a FASCIST. Every act he's done is a crime, he thinks about nobody but himself. He thinks the whole universe revolves around him, he's grossly immature and undiplomatic and ill-mannered to the max. He even calls himself the 'Chosen One', making him an ANTICHRIST. He assaults and rapes women, took his daughter as his wife, induces violence, etc. He is a total absolute DOUCHE(BAG). A Caligula. Oh yeah, he LOOOOVES to get his ass SPANKED by a ho too. SHIT!!!!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022
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Douche

* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word

* Also see douchebag
"Go use some douche, you stink"
"Your a douche, just kidding!"
by FrenchBrunette5 January 9, 2010
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Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
by zaido June 12, 2011
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Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options
*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!
by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023
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Butt Douche

Slang for “enema”. Prevalent in opioid circles.
“Yo Trey hook up that butt dousche. I’m 3 minutes away from wasting the last narcan if you don’t, and I ain’t trying to go out like Elvis either so stop fuckin around and let me get that butt douche bro”.
by That island guy August 8, 2024
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douche bag

everyone else listing the definition for douche bag and making absolutely no sense at all.
Man, all these people are total douche bags.
by steph110884 March 12, 2010
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